You are wrong. Of course you are, you haven't said a single worthwhile thing all semester. Not that I'm really complaining--you're only wasting my time and tuition dollars.
While I'm at it, stop asking for my money. Talk about a lack of agency. I choose to give my money to me, and stop making me feel bad for not giving it to you. You waste it. Never, never. I began to pack up. I'm going to leave. I'm going to leave and my brilliance will fade into memory and you will wither from my absence. You will beg me to come back. You will cry at your loss, mourning the minutes in which you squandered what I offered.
How tripe can you be, you bug eyed brat? Is there really so little you understand? You poor poor girl. I stood, firing off a glare at her. She trembled in my wake as I made my way out of the room. She will quake from my leaving forever. My eyes will scorch her soul, and she will have no other choice but to mend her ways.
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"I don't know, I may be wrong" she says.
Of course you are, but that's ok. Everyone in this circle is. Wrong, wrong.
Remember that time you misread the warning label that said 'do not use this product in the bathtub' so you immediately headed in, rose scented bath beads and all? You got lucky you know. Next time, Provo Power might have record of your paid bill and they will not have turned your power off.
I know it's a touchy subject--I'm just saying is all. You'll forget it until you look at the container of bath beads and shudder at the thought of your almost death. I know it really doesn't have anything to do with sexual connotations in Joyce, but you can pretend, I'm sure.
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"I don't know, I may be wrong" she said.
I know. I smile and close my eyes. I wonder if she knows her socks don't match and that the boy to her right has a crush on her. Poor girl. I also wonder if she knows her sentences don't make sense. Probably not. She is gone now though, without waiting for an answer, and I am on my way to peace.
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"I don't know, I may be wrong" she said. I told you not drink and drive.
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"I don't know, I may be wrong" she said.
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